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Thanks for the add! Vila

Excuse me! Coming through. Thump! Bump! Pardon me! Whew! Please move! Thank you! Wow! (kathunk) That was heavy! Decided to fight the crowds and dump this load of love on your page! Didn’t realize it was so HEAVY! Vila

Hey Gaia Lynn!
I just posted a friends request on your page and thought I’d leave a joke behind. Vila

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
> young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was
> to fertilize the eggs.
>I just posted a friends request and thought I'd leave a joke behind. Vila
>
> The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the
> soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought
> a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
> different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was
> performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
> simply by listening to the bells.
>
>
> The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was,
> too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't
> rung at all! John went to investigate.
>
> The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
> hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
>
>
> But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
> couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
> next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew
> County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
>
> The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
> but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
>
> Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician
> could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
> planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them
> when they weren't paying attention.
>
> Vote carefully...the bells are not always audible!